Top Ten Tuesday: Latest Books That Have Made Me Laugh

Hello, all!

It's Top Ten Tuesday by The Broke and The Bookish! This week's topic is Top Ten Books That'll Make You Laugh. I'm sharing my more recent books that have made me laugh!


In no order...

10. 44 Chapters About 4 Men

Witty, sexy, and wildly enjoyable! I'm not a memoir fan, but I loved this.  

9. Sustained

Loved, loved, loved this! The cast is fantastic, the romance swoony, and how can you not adore Jake?

8. Appealed

Almost as good as Sustained! I love Emma Chase's writing. So fun and addictive. 

7. Forever Pucked

This series is either adored or hated, and I'm firmly in the "adore" category. It's the perfect junk food read!

I literally cried laughing while reading this. There was one season towards the end where I just had to set the book down, because I was laughing too hard to breathe.

6. Big Rock

A quick and easy read, full of humor and heat. I've fallen in love with the male POV this year!

5. Seduction and Snacks

At the risk of sounding like an obnoxious preteen...LOLZ!

4. The Dirt on Ninth Grave

One of my all time favorite series! Charley's off the wall humor kills me every time. The girl has perfect timing on her comebacks. 

3. Nuts

Sigh. Is there anything sexier than a man who can cook?

2. Lick

Yeeaaaah...I know. Hush. We all have our vices!

1. Screwdrivered

A novel where the heroine is a romance reader! I cracked up with this one. Clayton's always good for a laugh!

{Mini Review} Walk Through Fire (Chaos, #4) by Kristen Ashley

From Goodreads

Millie Cross knows what it's like to burn for someone. She was young and wild and he was fierce and even wilder-a Chaos biker who made her heart pound. They fell in love at first sight and life was good, until she learned she couldn't be the woman he needed and made it so he had no choice but to walk away. Twenty years later, Millie's chance run-in with her old flame sparks a desire she just can't ignore. And this time, she won't let him ride off . . .

Bad boy Logan "High" Judd has seen his share of troubles with the law. Yet it was a beautiful woman who broke him. After ending a loveless marriage, High is shocked when his true love walks back into his life. Millie is still gorgeous, but she's just a ghost of her former self. High's intrigued at the change, but her betrayal cut him deep-and he doesn't want to get burned again. As High sinks into meting out vengeance for Millie's betrayal, he'll break all over again when he realizes just how Millie walked through fire for her man . . . 

My Review

*ARC provided in exchange for review. All opinions are my own, as you'll see.

1.5 "There's 600 Pages of My Life I'll Never Get Back" Stars

Well. I'm usually pretty positive in my reviews, and hardly ever review something less than 3.5 stars. However, I had to make an exception for this. This was my second Kristen Ashely book; my first was one of the Rock Chick novels, and that was an okay read. This, though....

Let's get to it. 

This is book four in the Chaos series. I'd never read one before, but didn't feel like I was missing much at all. There were a few scenes were I felt like I should know x character's backstory, but not enough to effect my understanding of the story.

This book was...awful. The characters, the plot, the pacing, all of it. It was over 600 pages, and it could've easily been half that. You hit the "big reveal" at around 30% in, and it's not even that a big reveal: I guessed why Millie left from the get go. 

There were so many times during the book where I felt like it was trying to end, but it kept dragging on. The reveal happened, then there was some drama with Logan's life choices post-Millie, there was some motorcycle club bullshit drama, just one thing after another. It was sloppy, cluttered, and tiring.

Millie...oh my god, I couldn't stand this chick. She's around 43-45, and speaks like an obnoxious preteen. She's incredibly woe-is-me, and is constantly harping on how much she gave up for Logan. I'm sorry, but I don't feel your sacrifice when you're constantly reminding me of it. 

She reminds us how she hasn't had sex, or even gotten herself off, in the 20 years since she was with Logan. Right. If you'd go jerk off (jill off??), maybe you wouldn't have such a chronic issue with "tingling thighs". 

And the near constant references of how she "walked through fire" for Logan? Please. I get the title. I promise. 

Logan was worse than Millie, and that's saying something. The man is incapable of speaking in a complete, intelligent sentence. Everything with this guy was: "fuckuva lotta 'eadache". In Logan-speak, that was: fuck of a lot of a headache. 

The guy is an asshole, plain and simple. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind an asshole guy, to a degree. If he's funny, not a complete dick to everyone, and is good to his girl. Logan was not. He was offensive, rude, misogynistic, controlling, and an all around douche.

Their relationship was beyond toxic! There was no chemistry to offset that, either.

Overall, this is a train wreck that, for some reason, I couldn't stop reading. Read at your own risk!

- The Bibliophile Babe

2015 Recap + December Wrap Up

Hey, ladies!




It's time to recap both the month of December, and 2015 as a whole! 2015 was the best reading year I ever had, and December was a pretty good month!

December Recap

Total: 14

Moon Called (Mercy Thompson, #1) by Patricia Briggs - 3.5 stars

The Edge of Never (The Edge of Never, #1) by J.A. Redmerski - 4.5 stars

Lawless (King, #3) by T.M. Frazier - 4.5 stars

The Redhead Revealed (Redhead, #2) by Alice Clayton 4 stars

Friday Night Bites (Chicagoland Vampires, #2) by Chloe Neill 3.5 stars

Outtakes From The Grave (Night Huntress, #7.5) by Jeaniene Frost - 5 stars

Dark Wild Night (Wild Seasons, #3) by Christina Lauren 3.5 stars

Nuts (Hudson Valley, #1) by Alice Clayton - 4 stars

Killing Sarai (In The Company of Killers, #1) by J.A. Redmerski - 4 stars

The Redhead Plays Her Hand (Redhead, #3) by Alice Clayton 5 stars

No Where But Here by Renee Carlino - 3 stars

Love, Mom by Alice Floyd - 5 stars

Walk Through Fire (Chaos, #4) by Kristen Ashely - 2 stars

Chasing River (Burying Water, #3) by K.A. Tucker - 5 stars

Reviews

The Edge of Never

Lawless

Outtakes From The Grave

Audiobooks

The Edge of Never

Friday Night Bites

Dark Wild Night

Killing Sarai 

Favorites

Biggest Disappointment 

I just don't think this author is for me. This is her second book I've read that I just...don't like.
So. Much. Unnecessary. Drama. 

Best Smut

Cat and Bones together...!!! Just...goddamn, their chemistry is off the charts. 

Most Intriguing or Surprising 

Best Protagonist 

Cat will always be one of my top heroines. 

Grace has had such fantastic character development over the course of the series!

Worst Protagonist 

My god, someone just stab these two. 

Book Boyfriend of The Month

Bones!!!! *swoons*

River is such a perfect man!

2015 Recap

Goodreads Challenge Goal

 220

Total Read

267

Total Pages

76,233

Shortest Book

16 pages

Longest Book

720 pages

Average Book Length

298

Average Rating

3.4

Audiobooks

33

A fantastic reading year! I can't wait to see how 2016 works out!

- The Bibliophile Babe

The Best of The Best: 2015 - Romance

Hey, ladies!


This week I'll be recapping my top books of 2015! I've read around 270 this year, and it's been quite difficult to narrow this all down...or figure out just what my categories should be. Best of YA? New Adult? Paranormal? Romance? What if it's a young adult paranormal romance?! There's too much crossover!!! *melts into a puddle of OCD freak out*


I suppose I'll do Best Romance for today, Best Audiobooks on Wednesday, Best Miscellaneous on Thursday, and then Most Emotional on Friday. That's the way that makes me the least twitchy. :p


Romance made up the bulk of what I read this year, so this will be the longest list by far. I touched on this in a Top Ten Tuesday not too long ago!
I've excluded erotica, historical, and a few books that only had romance undertones. They're going in the Misc. class. Some of these books are series, but I've just picked my favorites from them. These were all 5 or more star reads, and I would happily reread them (or have already reread them!).

My Top 20 Romances of 2015 

(in no order)

20. Sins and Needles by Karina Halle

One of my few 6 star reads this year!
My Review

19. Ashes to Ashes by Karina Halle

Book 8 in the Experiment in Terror series, and I LOVED it! The perfect blend of horror, humor, paranormal, sweet romance, and steamy sex. 

18. Racing The Sun by Karina Halle

One of the best new adult books I've read!
My Review

17. Six of Hearts by L.H. Cosway

This was such an intense and spellbinding 6 star read!
My Review

16. Sweet Filthy Boy by Christina Lauren

Oh, Ansel! *swoons*
My Review

15. Wallbanger by Alice Clayton

One of the funniest books for the year!

14. Fisher's Light by Tara Sivec

I'm due for a reread on this gorgeous second chance romance! Maybe I'll do a review for you all soon. :)

13. Slammed by Colleen Hoover

It's a bit cheesy, but this was my first Hoover book and it gave me all the feels. 

12. Archer's Voice by Mia Sheridan

I have a love/hate relationship with this author, but this novel was incredible!

11. Shadowfever by Karen Marie Moning

BARRONS!!!!

10. Burying Water by K.A. Tucker

My first experience with K.A. Tucker, and I was impressed!
My Review

9. Magic Rises by Ilona Andrews

My favorite Kate Daniels!

8. Fighting Silence by Aly Martinez

I loved this intensely emotional friends to lovers romance!

7. At Grave's End by Jeaniene Frost

This was one of the best in the series! That one reunion scene....

6. Outtakes from The Grave by Jeaniene Frost

So many questions answered, and fantastic new material revealed!
My Review

5. The Fall Up by Aly Martinez

So, so good! I want my own Sam.
My Review

4. Never Never (1 and 2) by Colleen Hoover and Tarryn Fisher

So twisty, so mysterious, so fast paced!

3. Empower by Jessica Shirvington

The only YA on this list! I loved the Violet Eden Chapters series. 

2. The Hooker and The Hermit by L.H. Cosway and Penny Reid

Hilarious, sexy, and so easy to relate to!

1. Nocte by Courtney Cole 

Such a mindfuck!
My Review

So there you have it! These were my best romances for 2015. What were some of your favorites?

- The Bibliophile Babe

Top Ten Tuesday: Top Books of 2015 - Contemporary Romance

Hey, ladies!

It's time for The Broke and The Bookish's Top Ten Tuesday! This week's subject is Top Ten Books for 2015. This can be overall, by category, releases for this year, whatever you fancy.

I tried to do overall, but... I read so many amazing books this year. The list would've been pushing 50 books. I think I'll just wind up taking the last week of this month and assigning a category for each day to go through my top books, haha.
Taking that into account, I'm going with my top 10 contemporary romances for the year. This is strictly contemporary romance - no dark romance, no erotic romance (even though some have plenty of sex), no romantic suspense. You'll have to wait a bit to find out my picks for those!

This list is mostly in order!

11. Amour Amour by Krista and Becca Ritchie

4.5 "Love is a Circus" Stars! This was such an interesting, sexy, funny and sensual read! If you've never read the Ritchie twins, I highly suggest going with this book.
My Review


"Every day,” he says lowly, “I hold a person’s life in my hands. The circus is based one-hundred percent off trust. I give it all to someone, and they give it all to me.”

The best aerial technique won’t land 21-year-old Thora James her dream role in Amour—a sexy new acrobatic show on the Vegas strip. Thora knows she’s out of her element the second she meets Amour’s leading performer. Confident, charming and devilishly captivating, 26-year-old Nikolai Kotova lives up to his nickname as the “God of Russia.”

When Thora unknowingly walks into the crosshairs of Nikolai’s after-show, her audition process begins way too soon. Unprofessional. That’s what Nik calls their “non-existent” relationship. It’s not like Thora can avoid him. For one, they may be partners in the future—acrobaticpartners, that is. But getting closer to Nik means diving deeper into sin city and into his dizzying world. 

Thora wants to perform with him, but when someone like Nikolai attracts the spotlight wherever he goes—Thora fears that she’s destined to be just background to his spellbinding show.

10. November 9 by Colleen Hoover

5 emotional, plot twisting stars! This one may be my favorite Hoover book, excluding the novellas with Tarryn Fisher. It's definitely a bit cheesy, but that only added to my love. Hoover truly knows how to captivate her readers.

Fallon meets Ben, an aspiring novelist, the day before her scheduled cross-country move. Their untimely attraction leads them to spend Fallon’s last day in L.A. together, and her eventful life becomes the creative inspiration Ben has always sought for his novel. 

Over time and amidst the various relationships and tribulations of their own separate lives, they continue to meet on the same date every year. 

Until one day Fallon becomes unsure if Ben has been telling her the truth or fabricating a perfect reality for the sake of the ultimate plot twist. 

9. The Edge of Never by J.A. Redmerski 

4.5 "All The Fuckin' Feels!" Stars! This one has had one of my favorite endings of this year.
My Review

Twenty-year-old Camryn Bennett had always been one to think out-of-the-box, who knew she wanted something more in life than following the same repetitive patterns and growing old with the same repetitive life story. And she thought that her life was going in the right direction until everything fell apart.

Determined not to dwell on the negative and push forward, Camryn is set to move in with her best friend and plans to start a new job. But after an unexpected night at the hottest club in downtown North Carolina, she makes the ultimate decision to leave the only life she’s ever known, far behind.

With a purse, a cell phone and a small bag with a few necessities, Camryn, with absolutely no direction or purpose boards a Greyhound bus alone and sets out to find herself. What she finds is a guy named Andrew Parrish, someone not so very different from her and who harbors his own dark secrets. But Camryn swore never to let down her walls again. And she vowed never to fall in love.

But with Andrew, Camryn finds herself doing a lot of things she never thought she’d do. He shows her what it’s really like to live out-of-the-box and to give in to her deepest, darkest desires. On their sporadic road-trip he becomes the center of her exciting and daring new life, pulling love and lust and emotion out of her in ways she never imagined possible. But will Andrew’s dark secret push them inseparably together, or tear them completely apart?

8. Easy by Tammara Webber 

5 realistic, intense, and captivating stars! This book touches on such an important issue in a raw way you can't help but respect.


 When Jacqueline follows her longtime boyfriend to the college of his choice, the last thing she expects is a breakup two months into sophomore year. After two weeks in shock, she wakes up to her new reality: she's single, attending a state university instead of a music conservatory, ignored by her former circle of friends, and failing a class for the first time in her life.

Leaving a party alone, Jacqueline is assaulted by her ex's frat brother. Rescued by a stranger who seems to be in the right place at the right time, she wants nothing more than to forget the attack and that night - but her savior, Lucas, sits on the back row of her econ class, sketching in a notebook and staring at her. Her friends nominate him to be the perfect rebound.

When her attacker turns stalker, Jacqueline has a choice: crumple in defeat or learn to fight back. Lucas remains protective, but he's hiding secrets of his own. Suddenly appearances are everything, and knowing who to trust is anything but easy.

7. Racing The Sun by Karina Halle

5 "Now That's How You Do New Adult!" stars! This novel was gorgeously sexy, full of travel and character development, and had an epic hero and heroine.
My Review


From the New York Times bestselling author of Where Sea Meets Sky comes a new adult novel about a young woman who becomes a nanny in Capri and falls for her charges’ bad-boy brother.

It’s time for twenty-four-year-old Amber MacLean to face the music. After a frivolous six months of backpacking through New Zealand, Australia, and Southeast Asia, she finds herself broke on the Mediterranean without enough money for a plane ticket home to California. There are worse places to be stuck than the gorgeous coastline of southern Italy, but the only job she manages to secure involves teaching English to two of the brattiest children she’s ever met.

It doesn’t help that the children are under the care of their brooding older brother, Italian ex-motorcycle racer Desiderio Larosa. Darkly handsome and oh-so-mysterious, Derio tests Amber’s patience and will at every turn—not to mention her hormones.

But when her position as teacher turns into one as full-time nanny at the crumbling old villa, Amber finds herself growing closer to the enigmatic recluse and soon has to choose between the safety of her life back in the States and the uncertainty of Derio’s closely guarded heart. 

6. Archer's Voice by Mia Sheridan

5 beautifully emotional stars! I have a love/hate relationship with Sheridan's writing, but this story was absolutely breathtaking.

When Bree Prescott arrives in the sleepy, lakeside town of Pelion, Maine, she hopes against hope that this is the place where she will finally find the peace she so desperately seeks. On her first day there, her life collides with Archer Hale, an isolated man who holds a secret agony of his own. A man no one else sees.

Archer's Voice is the story of a woman chained to the memory of one horrifying night and the man whose love is the key to her freedom. It is the story of a silent man who lives with an excruciating wound and the woman who helps him find his voice. It is the story of suffering, fate, and the transformative power of love.

5. Fighting Silence by Aly Martinez

5 "Reality and Wildest Fantasy" Stars! Oh, but this book was incredible. Just. Fucking. Amazing.

 Sound is an abstract concept for most people. We spend our lives blocking out the static in order to focus on what we believe is important. But what if, when the clarity fades into silence, it's the obscure background noise that you would give anything to hold on to?

I've always been a fighter. With parents who barely managed to stay out of jail and two little brothers who narrowly avoided foster care, I became skilled at dodging the punches life threw at me. Growing up, I didn’t have anything I could call my own, but from the moment I met Eliza Reynolds, she was always mine. I became utterly addicted to her and the escape from reality we provided each other. Throughout the years, she had boyfriends and I had girlfriends, but there wasn't a single night that I didn’t hear her voice.

You see, meeting the love of my life at age thirteen was never part of my plan. However, neither was gradually going deaf at the age of twenty-one.

They both happened anyway.

Now, I'm on the ropes during the toughest battles of my life.
Fighting for my career.
Fighting the impending silence.
Fighting for her.

Every night, just before falling asleep, she sighs as a final conscious breath leaves her.

I think that's the sound I'll miss the most.

4. Love, In English by Karina Halle

5 intense, thought provoking stars! I had such rigid ideas about the topics in this book before reading it. After I finished, I found all my careful black and white thoughts completely shattered in the wake of this novel.



 He’s thirty-eight. I’m twenty-three.

He speaks Spanish. I speak English.

He lives in Spain. I live in Canada.

He dresses in thousand-dollar suits. I’m covered in tattoos.

He’s married and has a five-year old daughter.

I’m single and can’t commit to anyone or anything.

Until now. Because when they say you can’t choose who you fall in love with, boy ain’t that the f*#king truth.

***

To a restless dreamer like Vera Miles, it sounded like the experience of a lifetime. Instead of spending her summer interning for her astronomy major, she would fly to Spain where she’d spend a few weeks teaching conversational English to businessmen and women, all while enjoying free room and board at an isolated resort. But while Vera expected to get a tan, meet new people and stuff herself with wine and paella, she never expected to fall in love.

Mateo Casalles is unlike anyone Vera has ever known, let alone anyone she’s usually attracted to. While Vera is a pierced and tatted free spirit with a love for music and freedom, Mateo is a successful businessman from Madrid, all sharp suits and cocky Latino charm. Yet, as the weeks go on, the two grow increasingly close and their relationship changes from purely platonic to something…more.

Something that makes Vera feel alive for the first time.

Something that can never, ever be.

Or so she thinks. 

3. The Hooker and The Hermit by L.H. Cosway and Penny Reid

5 "Fuck a Duck and Smack a Rapper" stars! This story was hilarious, heartfelt, sexy, and wildly entertaining.
My Review
PS: Did anyone else see where the duo is doing another in this series, with a different couple?! Epic fangirling is happening!!!


 New York’s Finest
Blogging as *The Socialmedialite*
April 22
LADIES AND GENTS! I have an announcement!

You know that guy I featured on my blog a few months ago? The really, really hot Irish rugby player who plays the position of ‘hooker’ in the RLI (Rugby League International)? The one with the anger management issues, the body of a gladiator and the face of a movie star? The one with the questionable fashion choices leading me to ask whether he was the lovechild of a leprechaun and a hobbit? Ronan Fitzpatrick? Yeah, that guy.

Well, I have a confession to make…

THE HERMIT

Annie Catrel, social media expert extraordinaire at Davidson & Croft Media and clandestine celebrity blogger, can make anyone shine in the court of public opinion. She is the Socialmedialite, anonymous creator of New York’s Finest and the internet’s darling. Virtual reality is Annie’s forte, but actual reality? Not so much.

THE HOOKER

Ronan Fitzpatrick, aka the best hooker the world of rugby has seen in decades, despises the media—social or otherwise. The press has spun a web of lies depicting him as rugby’s wild and reckless bad boy. Suspended from his team, Ronan has come to Manhattan to escape the drama, lay low, fly under the radar. Only, Ronan isn’t easy to overlook, and he can’t escape the notice of the Socialmedialite…

THE PLAN

When Ronan is sent to Davidson & Croft Media to reshape his public image, he never expects to cross paths with shy but beautiful Annie, nor does he expect his fierce attraction to her. He couldn’t be happier when her boss suggests pairing them together. 
What lengths will Annie take to keep her virtual identity concealed? And what happens when the hooker discovers who the hermit really is? 

2. Wallbanger by Alice Clayton

5 hilariously charming, sexy stars! One of my favorite books of the year. This tied with the below for #1. Where is my Simone?!

The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she's gaining an intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy's athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed dating hiatus, and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise.
So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly...

In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight... 

1. Sweet Filthy Boy by Christina Lauren

5 "Oh, Ansel!!!" Stars! Another one that will be on my list for best books of the year. I loved every single thing about this book!
My Review

One-night stands are supposed to be with someone convenient, or wickedly persuasive, or regrettable. They aren’t supposed to be with someone like him.

But after a crazy Vegas weekend celebrating her college graduation—and terrified of the future path she knows is a cop-out—Mia Holland makes the wildest decision of her life: follow Ansel Guillaume—her sweet, filthy fling—to France for the summer and just…play.

When feelings begin to develop behind the provocative roles they take on, and their temporary masquerade adventures begin to feel real, Mia will have to decide if she belongs in the life she left because it was all wrong, or in the strange new one that seems worlds away. 

That was exceedingly difficult! What about you? What are some of your top contemporaries for 2015?

- The Bibliophile Babe